English Humor

Mr. Bean Series: Marriage
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

Mr. Bean Series: At an ATM Machine

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

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Vietnamese Joke

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, "What kind of "ese" are you? "Excuse me?" "What kind of "ese" are you?" "Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant." "Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?" "Oh! I am a Vietnamese." After 2 hours. Vietnamese asked American: "What kind of "kee" are you? "What? What do you mean by key?" "Are you monkey, donkey or Yankee."